“Elementary”

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“So, my dear, how’s the response?”

“Tremendous Sir, this idea of yours is a master stroke.”

“So how many applications we have received so far for our first program, “Who wants to be the next Sherlock Holmes.”?

“Just incredible! 4 days and we already have more than 50,000 applications and counting…..

“Awesome! And how about our second program, “Who wants to be the next John Watson.”?

“Well…. So far we have received only one application, Sir.”

“Hmm, I’ve predicted that. Something told me, this one won’t fly. Looks like we have to close this one, we have no demand for our second program at all.

“Amm, actually we cannot do that Sir.”

“And why so? Pray, do tell me.”

“Because the only applicant for that program is Sherlock Holmes himself.”

“What??!!”

“Yes Sir, this he wrote in the application and I quote,

‘Sherlock Holmes was not possible without John Watson, as there would have been nobody to write and publish my casefiles as stories and the Scotland Yard would have claimed all the credits and glories which I couldn’t care less about.

He was also a source of inspiration by being an epitome of stupidity to whom I have to declare and explain all my moves and deductions which kept my mind sharp as ever, who was also most tolerant to all my humiliating jibes and taunts and handled me like a true patient friend and doctor.

Not to mention that he saved my life on more than one occasion not only from my enemies but also from my cocaine addiction and drug abuses.

Last but not the least, if he wouldn’t agree to move into our apartment, I could have never afforded it, hence there wouldn’t be any 221 B Baker Street and thus wouldn’t be no Sherlock Holmes.

So for once, I would definitely like to know how it feels like to be Dr. John Hamish Watson!’ “

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Two kinds of people

 

 

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There are always two kinds of people in this world. Let’s know them.

 

• There are two kinds of people. People who are seriously funny and people who seriously think they are funny

• There are two kinds of people. People who love the rain and people who get wet in the rain

• There are two kinds of people. People who love classics, movies and books and then who read them and see them again and again

• There are two kinds of people. Who read books in Amazon kindle and who love the smell of new books

• There are two kinds of people. People who are hopelessly romantic and who have boyfriend/girlfriend.

• There are two kinds of people. People who are scared of ghosts and people who have seen them.

• There are two kinds of people. People who love poetry and people who love money and fame.

• There are two kinds of people. People who are special and people who are special, cause they make you feel special.

• There are two kinds of people. Who love writing poems and people who feel them.

• There are two kinds of people. Who are samurais and who are ninjas.

• There are two kinds of people. Who speak truth and then them who think everybody deserves happiness.

• There are two kinds of people. Who love the sun and people who love air-condition.

• There are two kinds of people. People who think love happens only once and people who actually fall in love.

• There are two kinds of people. Who love to watch Cricket and who watch IPL.

• There are two kinds of people. People who get gifts in their birthdays and people who get notifications in their Facebook page.

• There are two kinds of people. People who believe in perfection and who love cloudy sky in a summer afternoon.

• There are two kinds of people. Those who go to Paris in their vacation and those who read 7 novels in 10 days.

• There are two kinds of people. People who make love and people who just have sex.

• There are two kinds of people. People who have seen Taj Mahal in a full moon night and people who did not.

• There are two kinds of people. Who love eating chocolates and who have diabetes.

• There are two kinds of people. Who rule countries and kingdoms and people who fought and died for its freedom.

• There are two kinds of people. Who love their privacy and those who are lonely.

• There are two kinds of people. Who love reading stories and who love stories.

• There are two kinds of people. Who believe in God, religion and spirituality and people who know Galileo Galilei and Nicolaus Copernicus.

• There are two kinds of people. People who can swim and the sailors

• There are two kinds of people. People who keep their promises and who are politicians.

• There are two kinds of people. People who love tea and people who like other hot or cold beverages.

• There are two kinds of people. Who are non-vegetarians and people who vaguely remember the work of Sir Jagadish Chandra Bose.

• There are two kinds of people. Who are scientists and who have Ph.D degrees with a job.

• There are two kinds of people. People who are poets, writers and artists and people who did not want to be them.

• There are two kinds of people. People who are afraid of dark and people who are heartbroken.

• There are two kinds of people. People who love challenges and people who smile at them and slowly walk away.

• There are two kinds of people. People who speak English and people who know other languages.

• There are two kinds of people. People who love football (Soccer) and people who know about other sports

• There are two kinds of people. People who are serial killers and then there was Jack the Ripper.

• There are two kinds of people. People who read Sherlock Holmes and people who read other works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

• There are two kinds of people. People who believe we are the sons and daughters of Adam and Eve, and people who know, in the ancient world, somewhere a spaceship crash landed with a bunch of aliens.

• There are two kinds of people. Who read Ravindranath Tagore’s work in Bengali and people who don’t know Bengali.

• There are two kinds of people. Who know Shakespeare and people who can recite him anytime, anywhere.

• There are two kinds of people. Who love to debate and people who are sore losers in arguments.

• There are two kinds of people. Who are alcoholic, womanizers and don’t give a damn kinds and then them who secretly hate their guts.

• There are two kinds of people. People who are terrorists and people who follow Islam.

• There are two kinds of people. People who believe in true love and people who know truth and love.

• There are two kinds of people. Friends and school friends.

• There are two kinds of people. Who never could ask out their childhood crush and the luckiest people on the earth.

• There are two kinds of people. Who use instagram and who use snapchat.

• There are two kinds of people. People who remember their school days with joy and sorrow and people who are in school.

• There are two kinds of people. People who read comics hidden inside their text books and people who have to go to work, everyday.

• There are two kinds of people. People who are achievers and people who want to build a time machine which can travel to future.

• There are two kinds of people. People who will read this blog and people who won’t.

 

(Disclaimer: All the above are not copied from internet, rather they are thoughts of this idle brain. So have fun and comments if you please)

 

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