I tried, but…..

 

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Mom: Again you made that new dress dirty? Did you ever try not to make my life miserable?

Me: I tried, but……

Mom: All my fate, you and your father, just alike. Now I have to sit and wash them for hours.

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Teacher: Have you had a look at your report card? It was really hard to look at it though.

Me: I tried, but……

Teacher: I pity your parents, such highly educated people have such an illiterate son.

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Dad: When will you be standing on your won feet? How long I have to feed and provide you?

Me: I tried, but……

Dad: Shut up. I can’t show my face in the neighbourhood. The next door Chatterjee’s son got into an MNC with such handsome package.

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Girlfriend: So, have to try to find a better job? When can I tell my parents about us?

Me: I tried, but……

Girlfriend: Tried my foot. My parents already found a guy, tall, handsome and US settled with six figure salary. Do me a favour, don’t try to call me again.

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Boss: it’s been two days that the deadline has passed. Could you kindly tell me please why this one is not completed yet?

Me: I tried, but……

Boss: Don’t give me excuses, I don’t like excuses. If it is not finished by EOD, you are finished.

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Me: Why couldn’t you make me a better man?

Life: I tried, but……

Me:@#$%&!!@@@###%$$#

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Classroom

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“What are scribbling on your note? Be attentive in the class, you can note down later”

“I am not listening to your class ma’am, I am penning down my thoughts”

“What? Show me your notebook. What’s this? This is a physics class and you are writing poetry?”

“Yes ma’am.”

“I won’t allow all these garbage in my class. If you wanted to be a poet why you joined science group then? Go sit with the people in the arts group. Here my pupils come to learn about physics, science.”

“I dream about her, in my sleep, every night

Every morning I won’t let her out of my sight

And when she looks at me with that smile bright”

My heart pronounces love and I’ve got nothing to hide”

“Get out of my class, do your poetry outside. If you want to learn physics then come back”

“You asked me why I joined science group, for you ma’am, for you.”

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