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He: I have created you. But I’ve no idea how should the story progress.
She: Did you hit a writer’s block?
He: Maybe. I don’t know. But I described you just the way I have ever desired somebody in my life.
She: So I am your dream girl…..
He: Perhaps, yes..
She: *Giggling* So Mr. Writer, are you falling in love with your own creation?
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He: I don’t like this new character I have introduced in this story.
She: The handsome stranger you mean.
He: Yes. I think I will make him disappear.
She: *Sarcastic tone* Are you feeling insecure about him? That I may fall for him.
He: I portrayed you as a strong independent woman. I know you can’t be compelled to do anything.
She: Then let the stranger be in this story.
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He: No. It can’t be.
She: Why? You said yourself, I can’t be forced.
He: Because I love you, and I can’t see you be with him.
She: But I don’t love you. Besides I am just a character in your story.
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Journalist: *While taking the interview* So Miss Jhumpa Banerjee, what is your new novel is all about?
Jhumpa: Well, I am writing a story where a writer while writing a story slowly falling for the main protagonist. Someone he has portrayed as his most desired companion.
Journalist: Great. So how this ends? A happy ending or a tragic one?
Jhumpa: *Laughs* I can’t tell you that. You have to read the book. By the way I haven’t decided yet.
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She: *Frantically knocking the coffin the door* No you can’t do this to me, let me out. LET ME OUT!!
He: Oh I can, remember I am the one who’s writing the story. So the handsome stranger you fell for turned out to be a serial murderer who kills his victims by burying them alive. As we are speaking he is slowly lowering the coffin into the 6-foot pit.
She: You can’t do this to me you sick freak. You created a character and then fell for her, and when she stopped your advances he are killing her. You can’t do this *Sobbing*
He: It’s all over now. You are buried under 6 feet and no one can hear you screaming. Goodbye Jhumpa.
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Writer Jhumpa Banerjee opened her eyes as she was lying on her bed. All of a sudden she’s feeling suffocated. She tried to get up but couldn’t. It felt like she’s in a closed box and no matter how hard she is trying she just can’t free her arms and legs, and nobody seems to hear her screaming. Her body slowly started to sink in the bed.
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